Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway
"I Want To Stop Being Your Third Wheel" Written and narrated by Nick Carraway
the internet is full of lies and gay porn
GOD BLESS U OFT
oh man, it’s space dong
she is behaving gently with the baby bunnies
and i might be crying right now
I love Clu because he has this weird thing where he’s created in a User’s image but he’s also the program leader and so you can kind of feel his angst about it, but it doesn’t dominate the plot. He’s powerful, and uncanny, and visually stunning. He’s also left handed :3 (I’m left handed ahahaha so of course I notice when characters like Clu and Sephiroth and in some games, Link, are lefties ;3) He’s also devoted as fuq; when was the last time you spent a thousand years pursuing a goal?
But the best thing about him is that he’s so real. He isn’t just another cybervillain, as much as I adore those. We can see his very real pain, and the struggle he faces, and the people he’s representing and serving while at the same time hoping for the approval of his ~father~.
Also he’s drop-dead gorgeous and intensely sexy ;3 And not just because Jeff Bridges is a silver fox, either.
I love Jarvis because he’s very Program-like in his aesthetic. He looks very alien to us, and the computer-program-culture going on is really very cool. James Frain is a great actor too, and his voice computerized is really awesome. A lot of people feel like Jarvis is this inept, whatever sort of lackey but I disagree—Clu’s system is a merit-based system and it makes no sense for him to keep lackey yes-men around. Even Rinzler isn’t like that—Clu would rather literally break someone than have mindless zombies as his henchmen. Anyway, I think he has the same desire to please Clu that Clu has to please Kevin Flynn, and it’s his ultimate undoing. (Rinzler’s just dark enough for self-preservation above all else; Jarvis is more likely to take the fall for ~justice~…)
Man, I gotta watch Legacy again. Such an incredible movie. Way deeper and more thought out than most people are willing to acknowledge. <3
All of this! \o/
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
Remember when you were a kid and you couldn’t wait for the next Disney movie to come out? It seems that now, as an adult, I hate whenever a new Disney movie comes out. Frankly because Tumblr has ruined all the magic of the movies for me.
ElecTronica was just a million times better than your Mad T Party Alice in Wonderland shit. You Better be giving me a Light cycle ride. Mmk, Disneyland.
Goddamnit I wanna go back