i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses movies and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart
I was actually having a good morning until i went downstairs to say hi to my dogs, because my mom was downstairs. In the course of a few minutes she said:
On top of that she keeps saying i need to buy my own things even though I’m 20k+ in debt atm and all my money is going to paying that off.
Like so I can’t eat the food in the house? Ok what’s next, I can’t live in your house anymore?
Now I feel like a piece of furniture again…
Remember kids, being a Goth isn’t about the wearing a particular style of clothes or listening to certain types of music…
It’s about ravaging the Balkans, threatening to sack Constantinople, actually sacking Rome and eventually establishing permanent kingdoms in Southern Gaul and the Iberian and Italian Peninsulas.
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
I didn’t tell anybody about our secret. Even when they tortured me with needles.
I haven’t listened to Night Vale in well over a year, but I always assumed the librarians were bears. Not even weird bears, just fucking bears everyone called librarians.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess